- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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