- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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