chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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