- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Roses are red.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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