I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Chuck Norris.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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