- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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