what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Anti Joke

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