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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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