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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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