- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

steven hawking walks into a bar

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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