Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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