Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

13 =B you just learned something

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Men's rights

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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