- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

I have read the terms and conditions

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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