there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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