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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A lot eh?

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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