Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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