Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

I'm Coming

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

I wrote a funny joke.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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