- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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