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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

H o m o comes out as homo

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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