red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

A lot eh?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Diarrhea

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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