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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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