What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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guess what what ...

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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