What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Diarrhea

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A lot eh?

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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