- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?