some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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I have read the terms and conditions

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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