- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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