What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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