- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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