What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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