- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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