- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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