- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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