- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A bar walks into a man

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Potassium? K.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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