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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Potassium? K.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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