Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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