- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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