- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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