If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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