What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Sir, your wife is dead

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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