- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Sir, your wife is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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