Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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