- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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