- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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