Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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