- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Sir, your wife is dead

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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