what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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A whole 'nother.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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