- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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