What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What is better than life? Nothing.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Rebecca Black

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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