What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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