What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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