- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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