- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

will you like this joke my sources say no

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What is my name? I dont know

Micheal Curran...that is all.

What is better than life? Nothing.

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