- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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