- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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