- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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