What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Male leadership.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Anti Joke

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