- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

will you like this joke my sources say no

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What is my name? I dont know

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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