- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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