- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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