- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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