What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Abortion

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Jacob Edwards has friends.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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