- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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