What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Anti Joke

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