- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Oh, go away

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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