- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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