Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Abortion

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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