- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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