How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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